Chandler: How can you eat the cheesecake without me?! Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are dessert stealers! We are living outside the law!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along. No, don’t sing along.”